January 2012
December 2011
- grandma: *turns to mtv's "16 and pregnant"*
- grandma: which ones snooki
Fighting for the front seat of the car.
My sister runs for it like :
And I’m like, “I called shotgun bitch!”
- Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
- student: you mean semen is like sugar?
- Biology Teacher: yeah basically
- me: doesn't taste like..
- Biology Teacher:
- me:
- student:
- Biology Teacher:
- me:
- student:
- me: whoops



