When you feel a little piece of you die inside.
Someone is after my horcruxes
August 2011
That annoying moment when you're standing in a circle of people and someone moves and moves right in front of you.
When someone says "So tell me about yourself"
You’re like: What do I say?
“Oh my God, Who am I?”
Making a weird face at your best friend until they notice
When you rearrange the letters in the word 'ASTRONOMER', you get 'MOON STARER'.
Same goes for DESPERATION = A ROPE ENDS IT,
THE EYES = THEY SEE,
THE MORSE CODE = HERE COME DOTS,
DORMITORY = DIRTY ROOM,
SLOT MACHINES = CASH LOST IN ME,
ELECTION RESULTS = LIES - LET’S RECOUNT,
SNOOZE ALARMS = ALAS! NO MORE Z’S
THE EARTHQUAKES = THAT QUEER SHAKE,
ELEVEN PLUS TWO = TWELVE PLUS ONE
and
MOTHER-IN-LAW = WOMAN HITLER.
HAHAHHA
The awkward moment when you make a reference to a TV show and nobody gets it.
