friend: spell ICUP
everyone: OHH HE GOT YOU SO BAD OH MY GOD BURN WOW OH GOSH MY STOMACH HURTS FROM LAUGHING SO HARD THAT WAS SO GOOD
ilikecatsbutnotobsessively: 5 hours sleep on weekends: 5 hours sleep on weekdays:
me: I AM A STRONG BLACK WOMAN WHO DON'T NEED NO MAN
real life friends: ...the fuck you smoking
parents: but sweetheart you're white
tumblr friends: BBY DATS RIGHT U GO TYRONE U GO
if you’re human, you’re gonna love this blog.
samsdean: everybody has like a circle of friends that they talk to and skype with and have fun with on here and then there’s me just reblogging and making stupid text posts by myself
so we had 3 bottles of shampoo and 0 bottles of conditioner then mum came home excited that she bought ten bottles of conditioner on sale it turns out she bought shampoo now we have 13 bottles of shampoo and 0 bottles of conditioner here’s another fun little tidbit the shampoo she bought is for premium blonde to sand dune coloured hair i am your child HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ME? WE ARE ASIAN...
I don't care how old I am, whenever I see a...
queenofjalex: WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL IS BLANKETY BLANKETY BLANK
I hate how people on Facebook post the most...
whatsgoingon12: It’s like: lms if ur against child slavery (via whatsgoingon12)
the sash wringing the trash thinging the mash flinging the flash springing the crash thinging the hash slinging slasher
biznasties: if you’ve ever had a crush on me god bless your poor misguided heart
mom 4 hours ago: we're only staying for 30 minutes
davidsreality: Hi! I’m Doug DimmaDome, Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome.
I don’t participate at all in school
I just sit there and look hot.
me after running for one minute: i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing
math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
nakedrussia: romanorgasm: hungarysovaries: saddeer: three day weekend im already off for the summer i’ve been off since 2011 i burnt my school down
Teacher: C'mon guys! You did this in 3rd grade!
Student: I don't even remember what I had for dinner last night you fucking whore
tltty: when a good song comes on the radio right when you arrive at your destination and have to get out of the car
me: does 5 situps
me: where are my abs
shavingryansprivates: i had a really good text post in my head earlier but then i went to the store to buy milk and forgot so here’s a picture of snaggletooth fox
me: walks into school
me: so when can i leave