June 2012
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5th grade
friend: spell ICUP
me: I-C-U-P
everyone: OHH HE GOT YOU SO BAD OH MY GOD BURN WOW OH GOSH MY STOMACH HURTS FROM LAUGHING SO HARD THAT WAS SO GOOD
Jun 1st
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May 2012
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ilikecatsbutnotobsessively: 5 hours sleep on weekends: 5 hours sleep on weekdays:
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May 28th
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me: I AM A STRONG BLACK WOMAN WHO DON'T NEED NO MAN
real life friends: ...the fuck you smoking
parents: but sweetheart you're white
tumblr friends: BBY DATS RIGHT U GO TYRONE U GO
May 27th
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if you’re human, you’re gonna love this blog.
May 27th
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samsdean: everybody has like a circle of friends that they talk to and skype with and have fun with on here and then there’s me just reblogging and making stupid text posts by myself
May 27th
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May 27th
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so we had 3 bottles of shampoo and 0 bottles of conditioner then mum came home excited that she bought ten bottles of conditioner on sale it turns out she bought shampoo now we have 13 bottles of shampoo and 0 bottles of conditioner here’s another fun little tidbit the shampoo she bought is for premium blonde to sand dune coloured hair i am your child HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ME? WE ARE ASIAN...
May 27th
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May 27th
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I don't care how old I am, whenever I see a...
sodamnrelatable:
May 26th
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queenofjalex: WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL IS BLANKETY  BLANKETY BLANK
May 26th
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I hate how people on Facebook post the most...
whatsgoingon12: It’s like: lms if ur against child slavery (via whatsgoingon12)
May 26th
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the sash wringing the trash thinging the mash flinging the flash springing the crash thinging the hash slinging slasher
May 26th
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biznasties: if you’ve ever had a crush on me god bless your poor misguided heart
May 26th
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mom 4 hours ago: we're only staying for 30 minutes
May 26th
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May 26th
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davidsreality: Hi! I’m Doug DimmaDome, Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome.
May 26th
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I don’t participate at all in school
I just sit there and look hot.
May 26th
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me after running for one minute: i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing
May 26th
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math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
May 26th
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nakedrussia: romanorgasm: hungarysovaries: saddeer: three day weekend im already off for the summer i’ve been off since 2011 i burnt my school down
May 26th
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Teacher: C'mon guys! You did this in 3rd grade!
Student: I don't even remember what I had for dinner last night you fucking whore
May 26th
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tltty: when a good song comes on the radio right when you arrive at your destination and have to get out of the car
May 26th
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me: does 5 situps
me: where are my abs
May 26th
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shavingryansprivates: i had a really good text post in my head earlier but then i went to the store to buy milk and forgot so here’s a picture of snaggletooth fox 
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May 24th
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me: walks into school
me: so when can i leave
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